When it rains, it pours ... And when it pours I wet myself

For the past three days I have wet myself, without fail, on my way home from work thanks to the rain. No, it's not my attempt to blend in with my surrounding by wetting myself though its been registered as an idea for possible potential use, it's lack of a mud guard.

Today was by far the worse ... wearing cotton track suite bottoms that are designed more specifically for couch critics rather than the actine-runaround-ball-chasers type.