Undiscovered side effect of smoking

Why do people asymetrially squint when dragging on a fag.

Only recently observed, there appears to be a link between squinting and what I call the 'drag coefficient'. Initial research, which has mainly been though experiments, shows that the side of the mouth doing the dragging will force that eye to squint for the duration of the drag.

Potential solution would be to smoke using the center of your mouth. That seems to be the only antidote to this side effect.

Further thought experiments are underway ... until the next distraction which is probably around the corner ,,. Which is why I hate corners ... that and they sometimes tend to have shops on them.

1 comment:

  1. A tip for smokers wishing to avoid the smoking squint:

    Don't force it, man. A gentle languid puff is so much more satisfying. It's *meant* to be a pleasure so relax!

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