Undiscovered side effect of smoking

Why do people asymetrially squint when dragging on a fag.

Only recently observed, there appears to be a link between squinting and what I call the 'drag coefficient'. Initial research, which has mainly been though experiments, shows that the side of the mouth doing the dragging will force that eye to squint for the duration of the drag.

Potential solution would be to smoke using the center of your mouth. That seems to be the only antidote to this side effect.

Further thought experiments are underway ... until the next distraction which is probably around the corner ,,. Which is why I hate corners ... that and they sometimes tend to have shops on them.

Reflect before reflecting

Here is an HSBC advert where someone has clearly made a copy of the peg layer, flipped it horizontally and dropped the opacity. A lot of work has gone is making the peg seem real its a shame they missed out on the reflection.

For those lost, the reflection of the cables should be running towards the house, the center of the image and not out of the frame.

And yes its a reflection not a shadow. The difference being if you can see the features of the object, its a reflection.

Haha .. There is a price for laziness folks.

Don't overload your plate ... its not a buffet !!!

Today's lesson boys and girls is not to byte more than you can chew because at the end of the day no one really appreciates all the extra effort it takes to churn those jaws, not to mention the digestion that goes with processing the excess ...

I can see me self making the same mistake again ... what can I say .. I take ignorance pills twice a day, one before I get up and one after I go to sleep .. bring on the happy days

Ask a stranger

Just sitting on the bus .. thanks to transport of london. So this guy in front of me just opened a pack of gum and in my head I said can I have one ... Only it wasn't in my head !

He now has his book out and I'm sitting here is silence ... too embraced to wrap the mint goodness that the stranger was obliged to hand over. Its time to get off the bus ... But I need to pace myself so it does bot look too contrived ...

End of the yellow brick road

Its the wrong church ... An absolute was of my Saturday

A decent delivery system, maybe

Necessity is mother of all inventions. Here is what was mothered by mine, a half way house for a shirt delivery system for when you are cycling to work.

The full monty is obviously to translocate your shirts over the weekend.

A moment of madness .. And then some

I have no idea why I bought this ... I should be the poster child for why chocolate induced madness are a bad thing.